about om

This is the story of how Om came to be.

Om {god} or the almighty and ever-so-great god Ominous came to earth for one reason: monkeys. Yes, strange though it may seem, monkeys fascinated him and it was this calling that brought him to Earth. It was on Earth that Om met Boberto (the one armed holy one) just days after Bob had gone missing. Om took it on himself to find Bob no matter what the human cost (after all Om is a god) and so he set out to achieve his goal the very next day. Over the centuries that followed, many atrocities were committed against our primate friends and Om feared for Bob's life…

It was a strange and cryptic clue (the annoying ones you find in crosswords) that finally led Om to the Bob. It was a crudely written note saying, “Where the absence of colour scolds”. After many years of being clueless, Om decided to go for a pizza and stumbled across Bob working as a pizza chef incognito. Today Om {god} and Bob live in harmony with many other primates for company.

Sadly Boberto never got to see his son again, as he had died more than 7,000 years earlier…