Don't believe a word of what's said here. Especially the ones posted by Walkies.
cheesey fun?daily wallabang, 2006-05-08following the munkens unjustified loss to the hollands pie factorty workforce, (big fellas the lot of em!) the munken decended upon the local pizzaria declaring a war on all pies forever. this might of had some truth if not for sightings of star defender Andy 'om' Lyons, leaving the ginsters factory with two little fluffy numbers at 3am declaring "im only off for a nibble"!
Win on the CardsDaily Parsnips, 2006-03-19There's talk FC Bayern Munken may claim their first win of the teams history in the upcoming fourth division. Whether this is true or a load of porkies, only time will tell.
Goalie CurseEvening Telephone, 2006-02-27There's rumours of a goalkeeper curse going around the Munken team after the third choice goalkeeper has picked up an injury and may be unable to play. Fourth choice keeper Ste Um...thingy is a competant keeper, but is more suited to outfield play.
Providing he turns up tonight.
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Early ReturnCurrent Bun, 2006-02-27The team physio suggests that Ian Aitkinson, the FCBM #1 goalie (currently out injured) may return next week again The Rosins.
munken gone midgeting?The Daily Turnip, 2006-02-07sources suggest that the munken (following their crushing defeat this monday evening) have taken to the streets to participate in what the media world is calling, "a frenzied bashing of the midgetty world"
this is of course untrue, the munken sat quietly in their local sweet shoppe eating midget gems to console themselves.
Do not believe the lies
Munken to sign new outfield player?!?!The Monkey Sport, 2006-02-06As we write, we are hearing a few whispers on the grapevine that the Munken could be about to announce a new signing! Unfortunately, he is not the keeper which Munken need urgently for tonight but apparently 'He's pretty good' our source says, oh and he might be called Steven too!
Gerry HatrickDaily Bun, 2006-02-05There are those that suggest Geriatrics recent name change to Gerry Hatrick is in response to the fact they bring on players from another team and get them to score three goals.
The team's spokesman denies these claims, calling them absurd.
Munken To Sign Shirt Deal?Daily Munkey, 2006-02-04There's talk amongst the Munken camp of the team signing a huge sponsorship deal worth in the region of £100. This could be the making of the hairiest club in town.
Fingers crossed!
Munken Out To Sign New GoalieThe Current Bun, 2006-02-04With the shocking injury of the star keeper Ian Atkinson, the team are on the look our for a new goalie to half the goals we conceed. Some say they're on the verge of bringing in the infamous Cliffenschnaffen, although OMAHM feel he's better in attack (playing as Oliver Bierhoff) than defense.
