history

Welcome to the history of OMAHM. In the past five or so years that OMAHM has been around, it has gone under a large number of changes, including staff, name and location changes. But some things never change. It's still as stupid as ever. And that isn't going to change any time soon either.

Here you can find a brief look of the best humour site you'll read in the next few... moments.

Custard (2001-2002)

OMAHM started way back when the sun didn't shine very often and even if you spent alot of time outside you would go a nice shade of white. If you were lucky. Since we live in Blackburn, that's a few years ago. Actually, that still rings true today, but you get the point. But I digress.

The site began way back when known as "Custard!" complete with offensive gold/embossed logos and consisted of two contributors and myself. However, due to a lack of interest, knowledge and attention, Custard! soon fell to pieces. Much like a grated cheese sandwich without butter.

Geocities OMAHM (2002-2003)

After a few months, Custard! became OMAHM and soon had a cult following! The type of cult with goats and virgins. It was pretty cool, but the fashion police soon kicked our asses into jail over the offensive orange colour scheme and the floating dayglo monkeys.

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Nope, I don't know either.

Geocities OMAHM 2 (2003-2005)

After a bit of wandering online, I came across a good design over at Glassdog.com. So I stole it. My bad, but..it was a major improvement over previous incarnations. It also saw the slow rise of the site. It started to get a bit of a following, and it also started to gain some real content. This version was also the first to introduce my weblog. And the controversy.

OMAHM.com (2005-2006)

Being sick of adverts and wanting to show off my mad skills, I decided to hook OMAHM up with a lovely .com and then things really took off. We had regular visitors, members, games and lots of other random cool things. We even had a skinable OMAHM!

Unfortunately, due to Accuburst being completely clueless,

Which brings you to the site you're now on. Good, eh? What will the future bring? Who knows. Well, in a few months, I probably will when I decide this site sucks and needs reworking. Or something.