humour

So the original purpose of this website, before Bob started expanding his ego in an effort to take over the site, Bob and Om used to write semi-funny articles on a variety of things, from the perils of living in Australia to flying superhero hamsters and metropolitan chimpanzees. Here's what we've wrote over the years (and still going strong, I hope). There'll be more articles to come as we're always working on stuff. It's just a shame that what our sense of humour is a somewhat unique experience.

Enjoy!

	!El Hamsterio!
	A selection of media reports from the Spanish press regarding the hamster superhero !El Hamsterio!
	101 People Who Need A Slap
	Just when you thought it was safe to piss people off, the hand of justice returns.
	87 Things To Do When You're Bored
	If you've ever thought you were so bored your legs might drop off, you should check out this list. After all, you'll never be able to wear pants again if you don't.
	Battle To The Death
	Watch some of the most loved celebrities of our time battle it out for the OMAHM Golden Banana.
	Chimp In The City
	It's the real reason why you're here. Read all about Chimp's adventures in the true-life story.
	Dopplegangers
	They say every person has a twin in the world. If only that were true. It seems we have several clones and mini-us'. Come take a look.
	Matrix Revolutions: Abridged
	Since we all know it sucked, let's laugh at this much better (and shorter) script.
	Missing Lyrics & Parodies
	Various exerpts from Ou Est Ma Museli and the not-so-popular sequal to Titanic.
	Om's Guide To Chores
	This ultimate guide to household chores complete with a death-risk rating
	The "What If?" Series
	Find out what would happen if monkeys rule the world or if we all dressed like little Swiss maids
	The Advantures of Om and Bob
	one day om got artistic (or so he claims) and began drawing stuff this is the result WARNING: om is a bit of a spacker, so dont worry too much about the quality :D
	The Beard Theory
	Delve into the depths of the physics underworld and discover one of the worlds most sinister secrets. Multi-page story!!
	The Cliff Phenomenon
	Don't mention the war, otherwise you might end up imprisoned by the evil genius that is Cliff. You think you know the lovable cockney? Think again.
	The Dangerous Life of an Aussie
	You think America is dangerous with all the 'hoods and gangs? Well America is nothing compared to the hell-hole that is Australia
	The Gates of Hell: Darwen
	You knew Darwen wasn't the most desirable place to live, but when you stop and really think about it, you'll see that it contains much darker secrets.
	The OMAHM Do Not Eat List
	Sponsored by the American Nuclear Energy Association.
	Why Computers Make Us Cry
	They suck but they're here to stay. Let the ranting begin...